If you need a mook to scoop that poop,
We're the guy who will walk your Kai
If your Fido's Feral and a cookie crook,
we'll train, with no pain, til we go lame
Whatever the weather snowfall or spring,
Glad Dogs and Englishmen know our thing
So if its a dog you've got and you want some help,
We'll make you go Glad without a yelp

Phone us, or bark. We're the vans that run green,
walking til dark with your kibble machine
GladDogs.com is the service to book
Dogs never look better, when we are the cooks
Just book us online you don't need a kennel,
by the time we're done, she won't pee on your fennel

Is Rufus a crook when Portia comes round
We'll use Martyngale collars to harness your hound
Whatever the need, we've the speed of a whippet,
we've the power to walk it, train it or ship it
Give us a try. At least give us a treat,
Your Glad dog will thank you with licks to the feet

John A. Samson